Doesn't seem to be getting as many nasty comments as you'd hoped...? ;-)

Nice job on the satire, and the factual points as well.

Of course this would be - is - a proselytizing religion, actively seeking conversion and converts. That would be my concern in making it so "official." The harm to people and culture from global spread of "gun church" missionaries could eventually rival that of Christian missionaries.

Another approach to consider is the addiction & recovery model...but that's a different satirical piece...